nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts)

luminary-child:

lololol i accidentally typed possibilities as possibilitits

it may be boobs

it’s definitely a possibilitit


they look down at each other’s lips at the same fucking time  k i l l  m e

they look down at each other’s lips at the same fucking time  k i l l  m e

(Source: fuckyesleishahailey)

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Sharovipteryx_BW.jpg

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(Source: putuporshuttup)

(Source: cosimacormier)

(Source: fox-and-the-moon)

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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If I start kissing you, I’ll never know how to stop.
me:i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day:*everything fucks up*