kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
lololol i accidentally typed possibilities as possibilitits
it may be boobs
it’s definitely a possibilitit
they look down at each other’s lips at the same fucking time k i l l m e
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away