A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

(Source: ruineshumaines)

(Source: laughing420)

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

(Source: mccalacheyenne)

america-wakiewakie:

This is white supremacy. 

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

J e   T ’ a i m e.

(Source: tatlmaslany)

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

(Source: arcaneimages)

Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

levelheadedwannabe:

africanaquarian:

I can’t wait to be the “crazy lesbian” auntie who’s a free spirit and only comes around the family every few years to remind everyone I’m doing better than they are in every facet of life.

Goals

glolovesfelines:

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Accurate

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

(Source: endiot)

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am